This makes me feel a little juvenile... but I think it's funny so whatever.
YOUR REAL NAME: Darleen Lizbeth Principe
2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Mother and Father's middle names)
3. STAR WARS NAME: (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (Favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Monkey ... (haha sounds Asian)
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name, town where you were born)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (Second favorite color, favorite drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Pink Oasis (p.s. Oasis sounded better than Vodka Cranberry)
7. FLY NAME: (First 2 letters of your first name, last 2 letters of your last name)
8. STREET NAME: (Favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Mint Chip White Chocolate Chip Macadamia ... wow that's a mouthful, and doesn't really work.
9. SKANK NAME: (First pet's name, street you grew up on)
Poochie Bigelow... BEST SKANK NAME EVER.
10. GANGSTA NAME: (First 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
Darlizzle (it sounds better with the L)
11. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black, and the name of one of your pets)
12. STRIPPER NAME: (Name of your favorite perfume/cologne, Favorite candy)
Pink Kit Kat - hah.