Queen of the Universe

I'm really distracted. I have a ton of work to do. I have to plan a trip. But I can't wrap my head around anything except for my guitar today. So instead of doing anything realistically productive, I decided to take a narcissistic departure from my studies and feed my own ego:



I've also just been granted the power by my landlord to kick out anybody in the house who annoys me... especially the guys.
"You americken girl... are very good girl. If anbody give you trubble, you tell me and I giv them 2 week notice and they hev to leave!"
This has consequently caused Chris and Simon to call me "my queen" and I can now order them to get me tea whenever I please. Though I won't do that because I like them... ahhh, my loyal subjects.

I am the queen of the universe.